Today, you are a member of … Ladies and Gentlemen, Can
Can, Members. Dance the Can-Can. Have a can-do attitude. Get canned. Tin Can. Can it. Cannery Row. Canning vegetables. Trash Can. Hit the can. Communism, Anarchism, Nihilism. Controller Area Network. Content Addressable Network. Whatever your variation of the letters C-A-N this week, may your krautrock be visionary, may any triflings be liberating, and may your etymological significance be too varied for easy interpretation.