You know who could use a new uniform? Librarians. Why can’t they get government issue Luche Libre masks, some cyborg implants to allow them to shoot lasers from their eyes and and maybe a fantastically studded golden capes for cold weather months? Some tentacles or brass knuckles might be nice additions as well. Because now more than ever, it’s some bad ass librarians we need in order to counter the current propensity to refuse to know shit you ought know. LEGI AU MORTI!