Have you ever heard of the word ‘xertz’, Members? It means ‘to gulp down quickly and greedily’. It seems an apt descriptor for our late-stage capitalism bullshit zone. This week, shall we instead go the way Galileo did in his Dialogo Sopra i due Massimi System del Mondo (Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems, which was published this week back in 1632) and engage in nothing less than thought experiments of the most studious and peripatetic proportions? Meander, Members, and thus avoid the xertzing, cacophonous, nothing that is gone immediately upon consumption.