Oh the ides, members. Here they are with all their stabby, comeuppance wonder. For all those wearing togas, beware the forced ventilation that comes your way. For all you waiting in the ally for your “et tu” rebuke, beware the caligulas that spring forward. Here’s hoping your week elides vengeful turning points, and the blowy toga limits of corrupt fashion and the monstrosities that can come to replace them cancel each other out.