Today, you are a member of… B E L T S ! ! !
Hitch em up or buckle em on, wear em rib-cage high or hip-slung low, whether the place to hang your cell phone, leatherman, or ego, BELTS are Best Ever Latriatic Technology and this week members, revel in the glory that is yours at navel level. What better way to get your week on than to start by declaring yourself the screaming winged eagle champion with your cummerbund? So belt it on and belt it out – this week secures victory to your ass in a manner nothing less than audacious.