Today, you are a member of… But there’s BACON!

Sure, Members, it might be one slasher of a week, but don’t let the superstitious wingnuts hein your upcoming 1/2 fortnight vibe. And yes, with a week that starts on Friday the 13th, there’ll be falling elevators, gravity-menaced walks under ladders, smash-fantastic mirrors, and omenarific black cats but remember, every dark cloud has its sexy Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. So get ready to bring it home and fry it up in a pan, because Camp Crystal Lake or not, your hockey mask is looking like pure gold.

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