What with all the pope-electing going on, Members, best to indulge your favorite patron saint during these Ides, even those that don’t exist except in beer promotions. Come to think of it, patron saints don’t exist at all because, as churcies are wont to believe, they are transcendent to the metaphysical. So maybe get materialistic this week and make some brute reality your advocate, i.e. Spooooools the patron saint of keeping it rolling or Cassette Tape, the patron Saint of reversable flip sides. Intercession will be immediate and gravity-enhanced.