Today, you are a member of… Fitting Shoes

fattyshooWe can’t all be Cinderella, members. The pixie dust would clog ventilation intake ducts and traffic from all those pumpkin-wrought carriages could only mean ‘major delays.’ Besides, Cindy’s candyass demeanor doesn’t suit everyone. So what are you doing with that shoe on your foot? Either admire the surreal & shapely contortions of a big foot, little shoe combo or trade that sucker up for something in your true size. But for the love of donuts, stop bitching about how much your feet hurt.

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