Today, you are a member of… Foul Play
Sure, yesterday may have been filled with another type of foul, but today is Friday, members, a whole new week. And these next seven days have the equal potential of being either dangerous or hilarious depending on how prepared you to a. see other people’s go-to defenses as entertaining instead of shiv-like; b. practice the ancient art of comic prop jujitsu; and c. add a little vaudvillean flair to your own thug tendencies. If you are up to these challenges, you will undoubtedly avoid any rubber chicken based offensives and fly into the Year of Analog’s last month totally informed by the first rule of genius: dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.