Today, you are a member of… Fright Night
Well, Fright Night is here again, Members. And since fear is a national pastime here in the United States, why not take a holiday? Find something to trust, preferable nondeistic and in your purview. And, if you can’t quite escape the tidal wave of boo, may your monsters be fallible, your demons impeachable and removable from office, and your wraiths, just kittens in drag.