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Cups and series and finals and quarters and periods and focus on objects in order to place them past intervening bodies and into some area demarcated as valued at 1 or 2 or 3 in a manner deemed ‘no harm, no foul’ and occasioned by the decorative presence of other bodies in bikinis encouraging the consumption of tasteless beer and attenuated notions of athletic eligibility.

Sports, Members. Isn’t it the one thing we can all agree on?

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