Today, you are a member of… Gorilla Love

Sure Members, you can be all suave and denoinair this Valentine’s Day, playing the subtlety card, with come hither and catch-me-if-you-can, but let’s face it: boooorrrrring. Instead, on the day of flung mythic Greek arrows and knipschildt boxes, emulate Ray “Crash” Corrigan,” famous for not only his B-Westerns but his ape suit roles, and get your inner gorilla on. By getting hairy and funny and thumping your chest a bit, you’ll celebtrate the 14th (old Crash’s birthday) in the finest of form. And remember, we’re only here on the planet of the apes one go round, so don’t hide your gorilla love under a pile of banana peels.

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