Today, you are a member of… Gratias vobis ago
With a little civility, Members, even the most whorish of liars can attain a level of grandness. So this grazie season, count all that is excellent and bitchen in your head and your environment. Be sure however to avoid the braggy, hashtaggy blesseds, the truncated and unsatisfying ‘tku’ texts, and don’t contribute to the now ubiquitous habit of tacking on the unnecessary SO MUCH after a quite sufficient and proper thank you. Say thanks with poetry, absurdity, and genuine gut. Give praise where praise is applicable to fantastic human forms and Gratias vobis ago, Members, for your existence.