Today, you are a member of… Heavy Metal
We all need a little heavy metal once in a while, members. Nothing can move earth or fluff or fear like large machinery made of elements with honking atomic weight. And with the now elder statesmen of distortion and whammy bars, Metallica, holding the number one album spot on the Billboard charts with Death Magnetic, it’s time to bang a little head and shake some of the dire circumstance loose. And if mosh pits aren’t your style, member up by using the form if not the content: blast some Bartók or Tibetan Throat Singers or Rosemary Clooney or whatever– just make sure the knob is cranked to 11 so you are heard.