Today, you are a member of… Illegitimi non carborundum

It’s official Members – we are now hurdling through the late colossal period. And in order not to interrupt you while you get your Andre on, it’s a week to let pithy Latin shore you up. And by that, it’s not meant for you to become agent ivy or decide water is gold or piss vinegar. Rather, when confronted with the overlord blare of bastard bullshit attempting to blunt your brain, best remember the Cleveland Rule: The river’s burning, so fuck that noise.

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