Today, you are a member of… Imperial Flavor Gives You The Crown

capesCapes, members. That’s right – CAPES!!! Why the hell not. As you cold lamp this week, why not get imperial with it? Capes are perfect for conferring an air of superhero specialness and dark cobblestone street mysteriousness to even the lowest fidelity outfit. What better place to store all those wares you have for sale? What better fashion to forward around in whilst doing the do? What better way to say Check! It! Out! M*thaf*ckers! Hot lordly majestic sovereignty coming through! Add a top hat or an ascot or a cane if you want, but don’t skimp on the fancy shoulder wings. Your royal ass deserves nothing less.

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