1. Can something be done about the maximalist candy-ass hegemony of Taylor Swift, like, say, have RZA producer her next album?
2. If god exists, what is his existential bent?
3. Where is my goddamn jetpack?
4. Money is just a concept, right?
5. How often do you indulge in gravity?
6. Is it a “tomayto” or “tomahto” or corporate-owned, genetically modfied foodstuff?
7. Which way is up if you a quark with vertigo?
8. If you go out wearing a suit made of saran wrap, can people clearly see you’re nuts?