Let your hair convince you, Members. Don’t write off the three-step message delivered to you in the shower this morning as a recursive paradox or a boring anti-algorithm or even, idiot market copy. No, such messages from the center of outerspace require careful consideration. Sure, you might feel like the repetition puts you in an ad infinitum circular orbit but why terminate a finite sequence of unambiguous, executable steps, when you’re having so much fun? This week, it’s up to you, Members, to lather, rinse, repeat whatever grows out of, or hovers above, your head until said entity has the majesty of a Pulitzer and the appeal of a teen idol.