Today, you are a member of… Leftovers
Here’s hoping you had a superfantastic Turkey Day Members, but let’s not forget about the best part of holiday dinners: LEFTOVERS! What tastes better than refridgerator-raided stuffing or cold turkey and yam sandwiches! Sure, the ceremonial tradition of sitting with your relations and friends and using forks to eat as a way of saying thanks is of grave import to the social fabric of things, but why not top it off with a singular moment of individual delight by taking a solo trip to kitchen at midnight and mowwing down on a mash potato and pumpkin pie combo meal over the sink? This week, your inner rebel will demand it and thank you.