Today, you are a member of… No Foolin’

Watch out, Members. Things this week might get a bit folliculous. Hopefully it will be less a suffering gladly and more like Ziegfeld spectacle but regardless — the glitter in Queen Folly’s eye will twinkle for you. And though it’s easy to think such a thing exceptional, remember Erasmus’ assay: The world is her temple (and a good one if she is not mistaken) and she’ll always have priests to serve it, so long as there are men. So might be best to avoid pack mentality and instead, don your own star-strewn head gear, if only to outshade that old hag and deliver a one-two punchline to her somnabulistic acolytes.

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