Today, you are a member of… Onwards

On this Friday morning, may your preferred idols of choice rain down upon you the least amount of plastic crap; may you find those cha-cha heels that you’ve been waiting for under the tree (or not, depending on how you feel about that tree); may the season never be the reason (because you are like that all the time), and may the final waves of 2015 bring you aloft to all the ephemeral and non-mercantile thrills (such as saying the word ‘Spool’ or knowing your heart beats even when you sleep) that Membership guarantees.

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