Today, you are a member of… Q(x)

Why settle for one bow when you can have two, Members? The benefit multiple ornamental knots of ribbon are myriad. One can be used as a tourniquet, if needed, without sacrificing hat accoutrement. That mini-spy camera fits nicely in one while the other acts as an effective decoy. You can lend one to your accidentally bow-less friends. You can hold more feathers in your hat than a peacock on a chicken farm. You’ll have extra sashes for moments of skipping. Point being, preparation is the salve for an unpredictability of quantum mechanics, but if you don’t involve style and imagination, you got nothing but phobia. So this week, indulge those neurotic tendencies, but do it with the flare of a subatomic wave function and leave everyone guessing.

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