Today, you are a member of… Ramping

Ramps, Members. Indispensible tools that, by definition, go no where. But what better way to achieve not only the mean of an independent variable and its absolute value but totally gnarly air? And what better week to take advantage of the simple machine that is an inclined plane than the first week of that season called Spring? Whether your grinding up on your fat wheel pickleboard or blasting off in a X2-Skycycle, pay no mind to the cement or shark below, your ramp champ self has the jumpsuit to achieve non-negative trajectory with flare and landing skills to make you legendary.

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