Schlubbiness is ungodliness, no matter what your activity. And if it’s anything members are not, it’s unextraordinary. As Turkey day rolls around and threatens to roll you over with a glut of family, food, and football, take refuge in the realm of beauty and truth and do what you must in style. Sport a suit to wash dishes, a beehive to run errands, a fully manicured hand to stuff the turkey. By making style your friend this holiday season you might find yourself the author of the mood regardless of where ever you are and whomever you are with, a stylus or gnomon–a being that by the position or length of its shadow serves as an indicator of the time.