Today, you are a member of… The Bedazzled Aloha State

Get your event horizon on this week, members, and make like the King on January 14th, 1973, when over 1.5 billion people tuned in to see Mr. SwivelHips perform his special brand of balladeering as it broadcast from the Aloha State. Elvis lost a good 20 pounds to make his royal ass look fancy in his signature American Eagle high-collar one-piece as he strutted down the innovative “runway” stage that put the audience in the action. So no matter if you are singing ‘A Big Hunk ‘O Love’ or ‘Steamroller Blues’ this week, your quadraphonic amplitude and Bill Belew bedazzled jumpsuit awaits.

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