Today, you are a member of… The Launch
It’s a Skyhook September, members. That’s what you got going on. Whether you’re sending unnmanned stratospheric plastic balloons into the sky to measure cosmic rays at the geomagnetic equator (like the US Office of Naval Research in September of 1953), or perfecting a killer signature shot to unleash in your first Los Angeles Laker Season (as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar did in September of 1975), it’s all about getting air. Sure, in this here first week of said 9th month, people may mistake you for alien craft or get aggressive because of your perceived unstoppability, but don’t let that get you down. Climb up to 100,000 feet, turn your body toward the basket, and launch that thing into the sun.