Today, you are a member of… The Rock

pigeon9All Hail the Mighty Pigeon.
Behold the Avian Amazing. 29 million strong, a feral mass,
With majestic garbage eathing abilities.
Columbia livia, “The Diver,”
Cares not if your god is dead
Or a reduced, atavistic BFF
Helping you win basketball games.
Their wants: statuary to egest on,
Rooftops to peer from,
A little air for display flight and clapping.
Take this, the Monocular Bobber,
The only nonMammel to grasp reflection,
The common Rock Pigeon,
As a week’s worth of anima,
Your membership everywhere.

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