Today, you are a member of… Vroom Vroom Bonita

Hear that sound, Members? It’s the growly howl that happens when the rubber hits the road. And what better time to do a hammer down than the week that lets loose the 45th anniversary of the release of Russ Meyer’s Faster, Pussycat Kill! Kill! and the 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Sure you run the risk of go-go gal pal mutiny and a roll over the bars, but you got a catwalk as bad-ass as Varla’s and your velvet glove is as iron as ever. Whether you got an ape-hanger, a chopper or goatsbelly – or just a really bitchen pair of leather pants – your waxing days are over. Get your hell on wheels out and take it for a ride. Vroom Vroom Bonita!

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