Did you know members, that when one becomes an ambassador, the title of “that guy” or “her” is no longer good enough. Rather, when referred to in public, an ambassador gets the mother lode of amazing titles, a pronoun modified by nothing less than an string of glorious descriptors. In an age where diplomacy seems a lesser cousin to Pavlovian militarism, it’s time to put elan and expert enveigling back in foreign relations. Ergo, heretofore and in perpetuity, Uramember bestows upon you the title of Envoy. Swear yourself in by reciting the mantra to the left and meditate on all the hot diplomatic feats you’ll pull off in your lifetime.