Today, you are a member of… Your Mothers

Your mothers are calling, Members. And no, said mothers aren’t the biological kind. They are the existential idea mothers that remain steadfast in your brain, making you baloney sandwiches and tending to scraped knees, waiting patiently for their due. Gift them something good this year with efforts that will make their fluxus-fantastic hearts pound with pride – a bouquet of wigs, a macaroni art collage of outerspace, a neon sign that spells out THE BEST in several languages, including American sign. Your mothers are calling, Members.

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