Today, you are a member of… Camera DisObscura

Sure, batshit is the new buttondown and freakishness the current feel good, but can one thing be agreed upon, members? March hare madness without diginity is just another Mike Disfarmer nightmare, and if his camera taught us anything, it’s that there is no necessary link between outliers and ignominy. If you feel the ignis fatuus of the third/first month of the year has an infra digdisequalibrium to it, don the decorum of any majestic subject and stare down the camera with point blank regality instead of hot-mess attitude, therefore ensuring your portraiture is legendary.