Today, you are a member of … Wigging Out
Sometimes, Members, wigging out is unavoidable. But that doesn’t mean when you loose your shit you have to be run-of-the-mill in your insults or boring in the bones you pick. In the throws of road rage? Remind yourself that, in contemporary society, rampant and gooey yogification, with its unfocussed and inarticulate bloviating, is a bigger affront and focus that energy into Namaste Rage. Confronted by absolute and unapologetic stupidity? Keep some glitter in your pocket to throw up in the air while demanding “YES! BUT MAKE IT SPARKLE!!!!” Or if you find yourself on the brink of shouting, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!” try instead “nge lung dek dru sing ni, nya man li yi gang gi du!”, which means “My hovercraft is full of eels!” In short, this week, be a well-spoken, if whirling, dervish and remember what Philip K. Dick said: “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
