Today, you are a member of… Carbon-Based Life Forms
You know what steel is Members? It’s just iron alloyed with a bit of carbon. So that means that for every giant steel structure you encounter, there’s a molecular affinity between you and it. This week as the demands for ductility and malleability reach an all time high, and the urge to go on a Tetsuo The Iron Man-esque rampage goes off the chartes, make like Andrew Carnegie and vertically integrate to show off your kinship to bridges, rollercoasters, and i-beams alike: superstructure some stainless steel into this week’s negotiations. You’ll not only be stronger than the elemental other but you’ll be shiny too.
