Today, you are a member of… Eurekarama
Inventor: John C. Evans
Applicant: Gold Medal Products Co. Inc.
There’s always a better way to build a breadbox, members. All you got to do is think about it. And this week more than ever even the most ersatz objects deserve your contemplation. Why deny yourself? The metaphysical can’t resist the physical. Observe how space and time get bent by your house keys or the myriad ways foot traffic resembles gravity. Record the instances of orange socks encountered on people over forty. Doesn’t matter if you believe such earth ephemera to be ideal forms, shadows, or simulacra. Why not try all three on for size this week? You may find quite a bit of brilliance, not to mention one great big inventive idea.
