Today, you are a member of… Pong & Nonce

In 1972 a pleasant electronic diversion plagiarized its way on to the ersatz distraction scene, and we all enjoyed digital lobs quietly floating back and forth or careening off into the off-screen elsewhere to the bane of our videographic althlete egoism. Fort-one years later we have booming bitcoins and nonce-obsessed keyboardists making verifying and burying your transactions. This week, Members, whether joystick-driven or hashed-all-to-fuck, know that your week will be cryptologically successful.