Dear Ted Nugent and Kid Rock,

You and your shitbag grins can keep your associations with vapid media ghouls like Sarah Palin and the literal definition of what’s not rock n roll in tea party assholes like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.

We have Iggy Pop. And we will win.

Sincerely,

Die-hards who still have souls radiating in the dead night.

P.S. Happy Birthday Mr. Osterberg.