Achilles thought he had two choices: Live a short life in the glory-hole lane or a long life in existential obscur-o-rama. He opted for the former, only to admit to Odysseus in Hell his regret. Unlike Achilles, members know to look inside the Trojan Horse to see just how many options there are. Take the guy (or big-boned gal) in the gorilla suit shown above. Whoever they are, they’ve lived a long (or short) life of obscure glory (or glorious obscurity) as the legendary Bigfoot. This week, don’t get felled by the either/or Achilles heel. Go for some obscure gorilla suit glory.

re: rockin’ bigfoot stabilization www.bigfootencounters.com
originally spotted: thatsmyskull.blogspot.com