Today, you are a member of… Hovercraft
Members, take a load off. You are the hardest working of the lot. Your verve is deserving of a throne designed by the Eameses and stuffed with wee-little effigies of the gods. Or, conversely, this is the week to presume to tell a deserving idiot in your orbit to go sit on it. Either way, chairs make it possible. Don’t think of them as mere furniture dating back to antiquity of such vast utility so as to accommodate both genuine rest and effective sidelining. Envision them as Cosmic, Heuristic, Adroit, Intergalactic R&R stations. Employ said hovercraft today.
