“Among Zen Buddhists it is said that, ‘When you meet another bodhisattva on the road, greet him with neither words nor silence.’ This leaves you with a vast selection of barnyard noises from which to choose.”

~ Principia Discordia

“Now I will believe that there are unicorns…”

~William Shakespeare; The Tempest

“Flipping the bird is much easier when wearing a unicorn mask.”

~ Your Week