Today, you are a member of… The Horror
This Halloween, Members, avoid the cliches of sexy nurse or popular tv show personalities and dress up as your favorite terrifying reality: The iPhone That Ate My Face; the marauding gang of murdering celebrities; the retinue to the marauding gang of murdering celebrities; overpopulation; the vacuum of civil service sensibility in those occupying offices of government; flagrant stupidity; exploding star. Or just cover yourself in cheap plastic goods and pay tribute to the reigning horror of our era: consumption.
