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You know what the best part of time travel is, Members? That it’s possible! Yes, in the form of gravitational time dialation and velocity time dialtion. But what if we were able to use not just time or space inference points to inch our way toward travel, but a combination of the two in the form of sound waves? Time travel would have a good beat and you could dance to it. Point is – this week your atomic clocks are moving in slightly shifted Lorenz Transformations and you’ll find great benefit in the nanoseconds you lose and gain. So make like Sergei Krikalev, the current time travel record holder, and cosmonaut out to whatever rhythmic pattern you are having in the airline in your head. Your feet may move slower, but that’s all relative.
