Today, you are a member of… 1 Million Copies

Similar to November 30, 1982, your week, dear members is going to be startin’ something. Back in the dark ages of shoulder pads and Reaganomics, one Michael Jackson (backed by Quincy Jones) released the epic Thriller. The first week sold the bejesus out of that wax. Sure, with this here week, there will be weirdo ladies named Billy Jean and competition from the “cute” Beatle, but there also will be P.Y.Ts and a bitchen Vincent Price cameo. Whether in zombie costume, short pants, or a fancy white suit, best to show them how funky and strong is your fight and beat it.